Hello folks and Happy Valentines Day!
As you can and will see, I have posted some funnies, well I think they are funny anyway. Oh! And I must not forget and also wish all you single folk out there, Happy Singles Awareness Day! I did not even know this was a real thing until today. WTF??!!
My apologies again for so much time since last post. I'm a giant slacker and flake. Not enough time in a day.
So, I wanna rattle you off some numbers, background info, and some peculiar sex facts, in relation to Valentines Day.
Did you know........
Valentines Day is said to have originated from Lupercalia, a Roman fertility festival. During Lupercalia, it was custom for a young man to draw a woman's name from a bowl, similar to a lottery. The woman's name that was drawn, would then become the young mans sexual partner for the entire length of a year. No thank you! Lol.
Did you know........
On this day in 1929, a new drug, an antibiotic called Penicillin, now well known for treating STD's, was introduced to the public. (Wisebread.com)
Did you know........
Condom sales are 20-30% higher on Valentines Day. (Wisebread.com)Good shit! The use of condoms is always a great thing!!
Did you know........
15% of women purchase flowers and then have them sent to themselves on Valentines Day. (Wisebread.com) Not this woman!
Did you know........
An average of 11,000 child are concieved each year on Valentines Day. (statisticbrain.com)
Did you know?........
53% of women stated that if they did not recieve a gift for Valentines Day, they would end their relationship. (Statisticbrain.com ) Personally, if that was my bitch, I'd say "See ya! Dueces!" Wow!
Did you know?........
85% of both women and men agree sex is an important part of Valentines Day. (Cnn.com)
1. Sperm CAN be considered useful as a skin treatment- it is said to tighten and firm skin. Lol! My husband has told me that forever!! I don't dare tell him! I'd never hear the end of it.
2. Now this one, the ladies will like! A woman's orgasm lasts 4x longer than a man's does.
3. Each year there are approximately 11,000 sex related injuries. OUCH!
4. Now this one tripped me out! Wolves, bats, and bears are the only animals that perform oral sex. I made the mistake of trying to picture this, very odd!
5. This last one may not be new news to many of you, but I sure wasn't aware of it. So, I guess racoon and coyotes have bones in their penises. Who'd of thought? Well, humans also previously had penises which contained a spine. But, this disappeared during the evolutionary process. Hmmm, not quite sure how I feel about that. You?
Well, that's all I got for this post. Hopefully, I can post some more this evening and make the next one include lots of making money info.
So, thanks so much for visiting my blog baby and till next time, Do It Movin, people.
